Goldroom - Embrace

Tips on how to use Tinder

 

Recently I jumped on the bandwagon of an app called Tinder to see what all the fuss was about and this is what I came up with:

1.  Don't show pictures with you and a person from the opposite sex: the person looking at your page will automatically think you are dating and will class you as a douche bag and will automatically dislike you.

2.  Do not take the app seriously: personally I used it for pure entertainment and to see the amazing pick up lines people use.

3.  Finding out who is in your area: I can't decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

4.  Like EVERYONE: you can easily delete the app later.

5.  Learning new pick up lines: you never know when you might need those bad boys and some people have great creativity when it comes to some of these.

6.  NEVER let your flatmates take control of your device: the stuff they say and the people they like may stalk you for a while.

7.  Why go out when you can tinder: The amount of pulling (in the words of Geordie Shore) that you can do with this app is crazy, you don't even need to leave your couch.

8.  Don't swipe the wrong way: make sure you know that left is dislike and right is like.

9.  A great way to creep people out: you know those moments when you want to, now its just an easy conversation away. Like chat roulette but has more class.

10.  Download it: even if its just for half an hour of your life everyone needs to experience this pure source of entertainment.

I Couldn't Work in a Circus

My life has become a constant juggling act, one second I know what I want to do with my life and the next I get this other idea in my head on where my future lies. One second I'm up and the next I'm back down. This whole juggling act just makes me feel exhausted because I just keep dropping the balls.

I sometimes wish I had those parents who raise their children telling them exactly what they will do in life, and the child just nods and agrees. They have it easy! They don't have to map out their lives and don't have to worry about the constant question that every child has of "What do I want to be when I'm older?" I am now older! and I still have no bloody clue. These lucky people can just focus on what they have been told and just get on and do it, while here I am contemplating life and what I should do with it when I could be either studying, eating or just having a damn life.

But I would have probably rebelled and then run away from home and become that weird homeless person who roams the streets if I had parents like that. I am way too head strong and have far too many opinions.

I can not wait until my last year of university next year because then i can focus on my major and my minor and that's it! I won't have to worry about whether I will get in or not, cause once I'm in that's it. Whatever major option I get into next year will be the deciding factor for the rest of my life.

Pft who am I kidding I will probably change my mind at least a dozen more times before I actually graduate.